kimchiknife:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

just to clarify

are we fighting the skeletons or are we fighting for the skeletons?

That all depends on whether or not you’re a fuckboy.

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)

demiboyenjolras:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out abou tit

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

(Source: heliospanoptes)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake)